My wife gets me.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/11/2016 at 18:43 • Filed to: Marriage

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First time she’s ever sent me a photo of a vehicle. And in this case, not just any vehicle. I love this woman.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2016 at 18:52

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My wife: I saw a cool car, it was a GT.

Me: Oh man I just love the Ford GT.

My wife: It wasn’t a Ford GT

Me: A Mustang?

My wife: no, it wasn’t a mustang

Me: Umm a porsche?

My wife: ummm...

Me: well please don’t tell me you saw a cool car unless you get a photo.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2016 at 18:52

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My wife is vehicle shopping right now (selling the nox box back to VW) and so im getting a lot of interesting texts like “is the Q7 a good car?” And Im all? whaaaaa?


Kinja'd!!! RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2016 at 18:55

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Wife: what’s the difference between a Stingray and a Z06?

Me: ... why do you ask ...


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2016 at 19:00

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My Wife; ‘I saw a nice FJC all outfitted for expedition’

Me:

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The white one?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2016 at 19:02

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She’s a keeper.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch
07/11/2016 at 19:12

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Right to one of the more expensive SUVs... Go big or go home!


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch
07/11/2016 at 19:17

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Eff Jay Sixty.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/11/2016 at 19:17

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Elantra GT.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2016 at 19:29

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I chuckled when I saw your response. Been there :)


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > HammerheadFistpunch
07/11/2016 at 19:34

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No, obviously.


Kinja'd!!! traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > TheHondaBro
07/11/2016 at 20:41

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Lamborghini 350 GT?


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/11/2016 at 20:45

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Tell your wife no sr20 no care


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
07/11/2016 at 20:58

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I like the Touring, please.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2016 at 21:20

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I’m all like “how much do think I make?”

She’s all, “hmmm, how about this one?” *brings up picture of new allroad*

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch
07/11/2016 at 21:33

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You can get a 3 year old “allroad” (SHOULD BE AN A6, DAMMIT!) one for not too much, though! I mean, too much for you, and me, and most people, but not for your wife!


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
07/11/2016 at 23:30

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I’ll have to educate her on that one.


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/12/2016 at 00:55

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I’ve had to talk mine out of buying a (really rusty) Defender. I’ve never been more conflicted in my life. Now if only she’d stop saying mean things about the M3 that is still in our driveway while I work so hard to not sell it...